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08 November 2009 @ 01:47 am

I like glitter and sparkly dresses
But I’m not gonna talk about that
in my monologue

I like baking and things that smell like winter
But I’m not gonna talk about that
in my monologue

La la la
La la la

I like writing songs
about douchebags who cheat on me
But I’m not gonna say that
in my monologue

I like writing their names into songs
so they’re ashamed to go in public
But I’m not gonna say that
in my monologue

La la
La la la la la
This is
My musical monologue

You might think I might bring up Joe
that guy who broke up with me on the phone
But I’m not gonna mention him
in my monologue

Hey Joe, I’m doing real well
I’m hosting SNL
But I’m not gonna brag about that
in my monologue

La la la
Ha ha ha
Ha ha ha
Ha ha ha
La la la

And if you’re wondering if I might
Be dating the werewolf from Twilight (Hi Taylor)
I’m not gonna comment on that
in my monologue

La la
La la la la la
This is
My musical monologue

You might might be expecting me to say
something bad about Kanye
And how he ran up on the stage
And ruined my VMA monologue

But there’s nothing more to say
‘cuz everything’s OK
I’ve got security lining the stage
It’s my SNL monologue

La la
La la la la la
This is
My SNL monologue

La la
La la la la la
That was
My SNL monologue
 
 
CurryDelicious





Boys and girls of every age
Wouldn't you like to see something strange?

Come with us and you will see
This, our town of Halloween

This is Halloween, this is Halloween
Pumpkins scream in the dead of night

This is Halloween, everybody make a scene
Trick or treat till the neighbors gonna die of fright
It's our town, everybody scream
In this town of Halloween

I am the one hiding under your bed
Teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red

I am the one hiding under your stairs
Fingers like snakes and spiders in my hair

This is Halloween, this is Halloween

Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!
In this town we call home
Everyone hail to the pumpkin song

In this town, don't we love it now?
Everybody's waiting for the next surprise

Round that corner, man hiding in the trash can
Something's waiting now to pounce, and how you'll scream

Scream! This is Halloween
Red 'n' black, slimy green

Aren't you scared?

Well, that's just fine
Say it once, say it twice
Take the chance and roll the dice
Ride with the moon in the dead of night

Everybody scream, everybody scream

In our town of Halloween

I am the clown with the tear-away face
Here in a flash and gone without a trace

I am the "who" when you call, "Who's there?"
I am the wind blowing through your hair

I am the shadow on the moon at night
Filling your dreams to the brim with fright

This is Halloween, this is Halloween
Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!
Halloween! Halloween!

Tender lumplings everywhere
Life's no fun without a good scare

That's our job, but we're not mean
In our town of Halloween

In this town

Don't we love it now?

Everyone's waiting for the next surprise

Skeleton Jack might catch you in the back
And scream like a banshee
Make you jump out of your skin
This is Halloween, everyone scream
Won't ya please make way for a very special guy

Our man Jack is king of the pumpkin patch
Everyone hail to the Pumpkin King now

This is Halloween, this is Halloween
Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!

In this town we call home
Everyone hail to the pumpkin song

La la-la la, Halloween! Halloween!
La la-la la, Halloween! Halloween!
La la-la la, Halloween! Halloween!
La la-la la, Halloween! Halloween!

WHEEE!

 
 
neck of the woods: Halloween Town
frame of mind: THIS IS HALLOWEEN
eavesdrop: Nightmare Before Christmas - This Is Halloween
 
 
CurryDelicious

LOVE IT.

both extremely clever....



....and extremely funny!!!
 
 
CurryDelicious
19 October 2009 @ 02:09 am

Star Trek XI Gag Reel from drkestetrnlangl on Vimeo.



*SPORFLE DIES LAUGHING x100000000000000000000000000000000000000*
 
 
frame of mind: LAAAWWWWWWWL
 
 
CurryDelicious
06 October 2009 @ 11:00 pm

Kate Monster: Finally, I get to teach a whole lesson all by myself. And I'm gonna teach something relevant, something modern - the Internet!
The Internet is really really great
Trekkie Monster: For porn!
Kate: I've got a fast connection so I don't have to wait.
Trekkie: For porn!
Kate: What? There's always some new site.
Trekkie: For porn!
Kate: I browse all day and night.
Trekkie: For porn!
Kate: It's like I'm surfing at the speed of light...
Trekkie: For porn!
Kate: Trekkie!

Trekkie: The Internet is for porn!
Kate: Trekkie!
Trekkie: The Internet is for porn!
Kate: What are you doing!?
Trekkie: Why you think the net was born?
Porn! Porn! Porn!

Kate: Treee-kkie!
Trekkie: Oh! Hello, Kate Monster.
Kate: You are ruining my song!
Trekkie: Oh me sorry, me no mean to.
Kate: Well, if you wouldn't mind please being quiet for a minute so I can finish?
Trekkie: Okie dokie!
Kate: Good!

I'm glad we have this new technology...
Trekkie: For porn!
Kate: Which gives us untold opportunity.
Trekkie: For por-oops, sorry!
Kate: From your own desktop.
Trekkie: For ---
Kate: You can research, browse and shop...
Trekkie: Mm!
Kate: Until you've had enough and you're ready to stop.
Trekkie: FOR PORN!!
Kate: Trekkie!

Trekkie: The Internet is for porn!
Kate: Nooo!
Trekkie: The Internet is for porn!
Kate: Trekkie!
Trekkie: Me up all night honking me horn to
Porn, porn, porn!

Kate: That's gross! You're a pervert.
Trekkie: Ah, sticks and stones, Kate Monster.
Kate: No really, you're a pervert. Normal people don't sit at home and look at porn on the Internet
Trekkie: Ohhhh?
Kate: What?!
Trekkie: You have no idea! Ready, normal people?
Brian: Ready!
Gary: Ready!
Rod: Ready!
Trekkie: Lemmie hear it!

Trekkie and guys: The Internet is for porn!
Princeton: Sorry, Kate!
Trekkie and guys: The Internet is for porn!
Princeton: I masturbate!
Trekkie and guys: All these guys unzip their flies for
Porn, porn, porn!
Kate: The Internet is not for porn!!
Trekkie and guys: PORN, PORN, P---
Kate: HOLD ON A SECOND!
Trekkie: What?

Kate: Now I happen to know for a fact that you, Rod, check your portfolio and trade stocks online.
Rod: That's correct.
Kate: And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com.
Brian: Sure!
Kate: And Gary, you keep selling your possesions on Ebay.
Gary: Yes I do!
Kate: And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card.
Princeton: True!
Trekkie: Oh, but Kate, what you think he do after? Hmm?
Princeton: Yeah.
Kate: EEEWWWWW!

Trekkie and guys: The Internet is for porn!
Kate: Gross!
Trekkie and guys: The Internet is for porn!
Kate: I hate porn!
Trekkie and guys: Grab your dick and double-click...
Kate: UGH!
Trekkie and guys: ...for porn, porn, porn!
Kate: I hate men!
Trekkie and guys: {in harmony} Porn, porn, porn, porn
Kate: I'm leaving!
Trekkie and guys: Porn, porn, porn, porn, porn, porn, porn, porn
Kate: I hate the Internet!
Trekkie and guys: Porn, porn, porn, porn
Trekkie:The Internet is for
Trekkie and some: Internet is for
Trekkie and all: Internet is for PORN!
Trekkie: YEAH!